Wednesday, August 02, 2006

New Diet

I've been on this great(?) new diet. It lets me eat as much as I want, and no counting calories! I've lost over 15 pounds in just 3 weeks.

I call it the Mono/Pnuemonia diet.

The name isn't quite as catchy as those diets named after trendy places.

The tricky part (which I address in a chapter in my upcoming book) is how to contract mono and pnuemonia at the same time.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Intriguing. However, I think you can spice up the name. Perhaps based on where you recommend picking up said illnesses.

Or, everyone knows pneumonia comes from being too cold, so why not name it after a cold place? "The Antarctica Diet" or "The Alaskan Diet" spring to mind.

-DC

Mark said...

Well, I was up in northern Wisconsin and on the north shore of Lake Superior. Perhaps the 'North Shore Diet'?